cyanidedisneyworld:

You lack style.

tsunadesgf:

tsunadesgf:

has sasuke ever actually won a fight. im being serious. has there ever been a fight where sasukes opponent did not go easy on him or end up self-destructing. has there been a single fight where sasuke didnt end up laying on the ground, passed out, or hospitalized while im at it

carbureted:

gamecube was a good name 4 it. a cube that played games. apt

(Source: womanculture)

federalbureauofislam:

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

rena-te:

The World Ends With You + Onion Headlines

(And a bonus Clickhole headline)

skeetskeetwithdaparakeet:

ravensloane:

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

catnippackets:

yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun

botanyshitposts:

hm….thinking about Welwitschia mirabilis again tonight lads

adult-sasuke:

remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.